A young lady and the packet of cookies at the Boarding Room of a big airport

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the Boarding Room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time, and also bought a packet of cookies. She then sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace.

Beside the armchair, where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next
seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie,
the man took one also.

Everyone is a Networker

Some people say they can't get involved with any referral Business yet they get involved in referrals everyday.

VOICI POURQUOI Personne ne peut devenir riche par son salaire

*Personne ne peut devenir riche par son salaire.*

*Et celui qui a trop peur pour investir, mourra pauvre.*

Jean-Marie Balla, l’évêque de Bafia se serait suicidé!

Jean-Marie Balla ne serait plus. L’évêque de Bafia, une ville du Cameroun située dans la région du Centre, à 120 km au nord de Yaoundé  et chef-lieu du département du Mbam-et-Inoubou, se serait donné la mort dans la matinée du mercredi 31 mai.

The meaning of FAIL, END and NO

If you fail, never give Up because *F.A.I.L* means " *First* *Attempt* *In* *Learning*" ......

*END* is not the End, In fact *END* means *Effort* *Never* *Dies*

If you get *No* as an answer,remeber *No* means *Next* *Opportunity*

Face life squarely and get something tangible out of it..

*Stay* *Positive*

APRES TOUT C'EST DUR D' ÊTRE UN HOMME, UN PÈRE, UN PAPA

Un homme, 

S'il reste à la maison, il est paresseux.

 S'il gronde ses enfants, c'est un monstre.

Il a mis 10 millions dans une enveloppe et envoya remettre a sa copine

*Ils ont mis 10 millions dans une enveloppe et ils sont venus chez une fille , avec des caméras*.
*On lui dit que :《ton copain dit de venir te donner 10 millions, mais a une seule condition

How a man avoid the second time to arrive

A man and his wife never fought for 25 years of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.

Toto travaille à la boulangerie et sa femme lui pose une question

Toto travaille à la boulangerie et sa femme lui demande: mais pourquoi tu ne

Et si on prenait la valeur d’une femme comme des pommes dans les arbres

Les femmes sont comme des pommes dans les arbres. Les meilleurs sont à la cime de l’arbre.

Quel est le proverbe africain qui vous inspire le plus?

Le proverbe d'un des pays africain suivant vas  vous inspire le plus?

Why you should step out of your fear and relax

As I sat working yesterday, my 12 year old son Micky walked to me and said mummy  I want to tell you something that will make you relax. 

Project for employing over 1,000 unemployed citizens of Ondo State

The Government of Ondo State in partnership with WEWOOD Limited 10,000 hectares Gmelina afforestation project, aimed at employing over 1,000 unemployed citizens of Ondo State. 

Heart break is not only when your love leaves you!

Heart break is not when your love leaves you, it can also be as follow

1st time someone has written something good for men also!

  Ⓜ Who is a MAN?

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a  smile on his parents' face.

Check the different type of salary and identify which one you earn

What is your Salary? Please be Sincere …

Sorry we are not interested in the amount but the type of salary.

My friend, there are different type of salaries.

La preuve de la réciprocité de leur amour

Un très pauvre homme vivait avec sa femme dont les cheveux étaient très longs. Suivez l'histoire pathétique de ce couple en ce qui concerne la réciprocité de l'amour

Two ways of defining the word JOB

To me JOB is something you hold unto while you search out and pursue your true dream.

Who will u call back first if you have the following missed call?

You check your phone after 4 h the battery was off and you see the following:

So Funny how someone JAMB RESULT 2017 can look like

Detail result of a candidate to JAMB 2017

Quelques citations de Ma'a Fonning. RIP

Ses oeuvres nous manquent beaucoup...et surtout ses citations

A l'attention des femmes, des mères et de nos mamans

Un enfant de 10 ans rentre à la maison et voit sa mère avec des larmes aux yeux assise au salon. Il s'assoit à côté d'elle et lui demande ce qui se passe. La mère ne voulait rien lui dire.

Bonne fête aux mères

Salut, Je fais un gros coucou a ta Maman qui ma donné le privilège de te connaitre car sans elle je t'aurai pas connu .

Nigeria Happy Children's Day Celebration!!!

Theme of this year's Children's Day Celebration is "Child protection and sustainable development goals and opportunities".

Success will never lower its standards to accommodate you.

Success will never lower its standards to accommodate you. 

You have to raise your standards to achieve it.

Vivre pour les autres est une lois de la nature

Il ne peut être autrement car

La rivière ne boit pas sa propre eau 

Toto et les frais d'entrée au ZOO

Vous pensez toujours que TOTO est bête.

C'est toto qui ouvre un zoo et fixe l'entrée à

Be careful when you are dealing with a child

Follow this dialogue between Mumy and Son

C’EST QUOI UN CAMEROUNAIS? Question apparemment simple mais....

LE CAMEROUNAIS !

QUEL PHENOMENE !Lu sur un mur!
QUESTION BÊTE !

MTN recrute

MTN recrute 15.000 Brand Ambassadors
Une occasion en or pour accélérer la performance de l’entreprise et attendre nos objectifs pour le bonus.

Recrutement des commerciaux a Douala: urgent

Recrutement urgent des commerciaux (ales) dans la vile de douala pour une prospection de 14 jours.

Rien dans la vie n'est acquis pour toujours

- Tes meilleurs tenues sont les vieilleries de quelqu'un d'autre 
- Le solde de ton compte bancaire, est l'argent de poche de quelqu'un d'autre 

Show me a great man who does not have a mentor and I will show you some one who is going no where

Do you know that 70-80% of your present personality be it behaviour, profession, ambitions etc. are as a result of your interaction with your environment?

Un étranger a demandé à toto où se trouve l'hôpital? Voyez sa reponse!

*Un étranger a demandé à  toto où se trouve l'hôpital?*

Voici la reponse de Toto

Toto et l'argent pour la robe et les cheveux de sa petite amie

Une fille appel toto: chéri j'ai besoin de 50.000 F pour ma robe et mes cheveux. 

Quand une fille refuse ta demande en mariage parce-que tu es pauvre, tu fais comment

*Quand une fille refuse ta demande en mariage parce-que tu es pauvre,*
*Mon frère va travailler pour arranger ta situation.*

RECRUITMENT OF ADMINISTRATIVE AND INTERNAL SECURITY ASSISTANTS

The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) seeks to recruit qualified Administrative and Internal Security Assistants into its service as follows

REGISTER HERE

L’échec fait tomber le perdant. L’échec inspire le gagnant

*L’échec est une chose naturelle dans la vie, les êtres humains ne peuvent pas se développer sans faire des erreurs. Les perdants abandonnent très facilement dès le premier signal d’un échec, mais les gagnants tirent des leçons pour essayer une nouvelle fois et toujours cherchent des façons pour gagner.*

*IL FAUT AVOIR PITIÉ DES FEMMES. ELLES SOUFFRENT BEAUCOUP

Les hommes arrêtez de fatiguer les femmes

Recruitment! At Civil Defence, Fire, Immigration and Prison Service (CDFIPB

RECRUITMENT!  RECRUITMENT!!

Civil Defence, Fire, Immigration and Prison Service (CDFIPB)

The new economy! The paradigm shift of 21st century

Over the last 100yrs, an interesting phenomenon occurred. The rise of the Corporation became the standard in society. The safe and respected place for people to exist in the work place was as an employee:

ACCIDENT FERROVIAIRE D'ESEKA: LE COMMUNIQUÉ FINAL DE LA PRÉSIDENCE DE LA RÉPUBLIQUE

Le President Paul BIYA met la somme de 1 milliard à la disposition des victimes des accidents de ESEKA comme indemnisation.

CATASPTROPHE D'ESEKA:  le communiqué faisant état de l'enquête instruite par le président de la République le 25 octobre 2017 inhérent à l'accident ferroviaire d'Eseka le 21 octobre 2017.

Il est signé le SG/PR , NGO'O NGO'O ferdinand .

HARD FACTS TO KNOW ABOUT JOB AND THE MARKET PLACE

No. 1, It will interest you to know or realize that employment is failing or has failed.

No.2, Underemployment is increasing. People are paid little salary.

EVERY BUSINESS NEEDS PEOPLE

I Studied the richest people in the world including Aliko Dangote...

I started asking myself where is the money....?

Un fils qui demande à son vieux grand-père comment comment s'est passée sa vie sexuelle

Et le vieil homme de répondre :

La sagesse d’un père

Une jeune fille est assise avec son père à la maison quand
soudain elle aperçoit son petit ami arrivé. Sachant que son père est quelqu'un de très stricte, elle décide d'entamer la conversation avec son Copain

Why I want you to joint me on fantastic network marketting

You refer people to places and get nothing in return, but now I'm saying "make those referrals and get paid directly to your local bank account ".

You Are Poor Because You Have No Ambition

*Jack Ma*: Before I founded Alibaba, I invited 24 friends to my house to discuss the business opportunity.

Handwork will not kill you but Laziness will

Handwork will not kill you

The only thing that will kill you is laziness.

Portal for the 2017 Immigration Recruitment has been re-opened

So interested candidates can login  the website:

Register Here CLIC

Love Your Own Beautiful Wife

As you can get more tips  from the bible how to love your own beautiful wife

1.     Don’t shout at your wife when you are talking. It really hurts her.

       *Proverbs 15:1*

Peux tu comprendre pourquoi les mauvaises choses s'écrivent au feminin:

La tromperie
La sorcellerie
La secte

Why you should treat people according to your nature, not according to theirs

A wise old man was sitting at the river bank.

He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning.

The man decided to save the cat. He stretched out his hand towards the cat but the cat scratched him.

Il ya 4 categories de personnes dans la vie

1- il ya celui qui sait et sait qu'il sait: c'est le sage il faut l'ecouter.

Attention aux émoticônes que vous utilisez dans vos messages

N'utilisez pas les  suivants :
1- ‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍  observez bien on voit des personnes de même sexe avec devant eux des enfants. Ceci est le symbole poussé de l'homosexualité avec promotion de l'adoption.

Les comptes Facebook sont dupliqués à un rythme alarmant

Alerte !!! Les comptes Facebook sont dupliqués à un rythme alarmant.
Ne pas accepter une seconde invitation à mon nom. Je n'ai pas deux profils !

Partagez
Merci

We sometime need enemies in our live to succeed

When I retire to bed every evening ruminating over life, I discovered that:

Sometimes, to succeed in life you need ENEMIES.... Yes!!!

Reste loin de la colère... ça blesse... seulement toi!

Si tu as raison alors tu n'as pas besoin de te mettre en colère et si tu as tort alors tu n'as pas le droit d'être en colère.

As-tu jamais aidé ton père dans son travail, ne serait-ce qu’une seule fois ?

 Un jeune homme sollicita un poste dans une grande entreprise. Après l’entretien d’embauche de sélection, le directeur adjoint l’envoya vers le directeur général pour une dernière entrevue. Le directeur a bien regardé son CV : il était tout simplement excellent (de grandes écoles, de beaux stages…). Aussi, le DG lui a demandé :

Don't be proud; You are not an island of knowledge

FUNNY!! FUNNY!!!!

A professor was travelling by boat on a high sea. On their way, he asked the sailor: ‘Hey! do u know Oceanology? Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Physiology?'
Epidemology?

Toto drague une fille, voici leurs conversations...

- Toto : salut
- Fille : salut
- Toto : as-tu un petit ami ?

Check here why you should invest in real estate

WHY SHOULD I INVEST IN REAL ESTATE WHEN I ALREADY HAVE MY OWN BUSINESS?

WHY SHOULD I INVEST IN REAL ESTATE WHEN I LIVE FAR AWAY FROM WHERE THE PROPERTY IS LOCATED?

WHY SHOULD I INVEST IN REAL ESTATE WHEN I CAN KEEP MY MONEY IN BANK WITHOUT STRESS?

WHY SHOULD I INVEST IN REAL ESTATE WHEN AM A BUSY TYPE?

Why are you not rich : Why do you find a graduate without job

1. Why do you find a  graduate without a job (even some with first class and others with 2nd class upper)?

This is not the era of certificate, but the era of 'sabificate' (what you do with what you know).

2. Why do you see a 65-year old man working as a gateman or security man and another 65-year old man  living a luxurious life? (Imagine, they both finished from the same school)!

What were the opportunities Mr A said "No" to but which  Mr B said "Yes" to during their youthful days?
Think of the word "POOR" - Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly...

10 years from now, your  kids will be eating or starving from the decisions you make today...

"Success is Deliberate"

3. Why are people succeeding at the same thing you said you cannot be successful at?

...Success is a Mindset...

A wise man once said, "Your life flows in the direction  of your thoughts."

"When You Want To Succeed As Bad As You Want To Breathe, Then You'll Be Successful."
- Eric Thomas"

There is nothing  as dangerous as a made up mind...     

Make up your mind to succeed,& you are success bound....

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How do you start your journey as an entrepreneur

*Looking back into my career as a Network marketing Entrepreneur ,I found out my failure rate is more than my success rate.*

IMPORTANT NOTICE on Nigerian youth registration

Pls let our Youths register by logging on to: www.youthignite.ng 
Pls send  this to people u know, btw ages  19-35yrs. Govt want to give loan to

Bonne fête de l'unité

"Avant qu'ils n'arrivent, tu étais mon frère des montagnes et moi, ton frère de la côte. Je t'appelais

HOW TO ATTRACT PROSPECTS TO YOU

There are TWO ways to attract and develop potential network marketing business builders— *getting people to come to you, or you going after them.*

1er Gouvernement Macron - E.Philippe : Faire du neuf avec des vieux !!!!!!

- Gérard Collomb, 69 ans
- Jean-Yves Le Drian, 69 ans

PHONE LANGUAGE

...Do not say: I saw your missed call
...Say: I missed your call

BANK TRANSFERS: How to recharge Phone from your bank account in NIGERIA

*Knowledge is Power*
And I thought we might need this:

How to transfer money and recharge  phone from your bank account. (All banks)

*1. Access Bank: ---- *901 *amount #*

Money Mistakes: 14. Thinking about short term only and forgetting about long term

Thinking about short term only and forgetting about long term or thinking about the long term and forgetting about the short term.

Money Mistakes: 13. Consistently spending all you earn or more than you earn

It's like having a drum where you have an inlet that's smaller than the outlet.

Money Mistakes: 12. Wanting to be the savior of the world

Wanting to be the savior of the world by helping everyone in financial need.

Money Mistakes: 11. Paying an amount that's not the minimum you can get that same value for

Paying an amount that's not the minimum you can get that same value for.

Money Mistakes: 10. Spending money on an item that you can do without

 Spending money on an item that you can do without (at least for the time being).

Money Mistakes: 9. Avoid keeping money in inappropriate places

Avoid keeping money in inappropriate places eg in socks,

Money Mistakes: 8. Avoid keeping within easy reach money you don't intend to use

Avoid keeping within easy reach money you don't intend to use in the short term

Money Mistakes: 7. Never append your signature to guarantee someone

Never append your signature to guarantee someone on a financial matter if you are not willing or able to pay the money.

Money Mistakes: 6. Never lend someone money you are not willing to lose

By the time you lend money, be contented in your heart that should the person not pay,

Money Mistakes: 5. Keeping your seed instead of planting it.

 Many people stop at saving. It's very, very difficult to save and have all you need to maintain your lifestyle especially after retirement.

Money Mistakes 4. When you get an opportunity to meet a very wealthy person never ask for money

When you get an opportunity to meet a very wealthy person never ask for money.

Money Mistakes: 3. Ensure you don't start spending before removing the savings

If u want to ever save, whenever u receive money ensure you don't start spending

Money Mistakes: 2.Never spend money you haven't received

Never spend money you haven't received. Don't even promise someone money

Money Mistakes: 1.Never borrow money with interest to start a business

Never borrow money with interest to start a business (except for salary loans);

Not all the people who celebrate you are well wishers: VERY POWERFUL MESSAGE.

A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in life. The father asked,

LES PETITS BIJOUX DE LA LANGUE FRANÇAISE

- Le plus long mot palindrome de la langue française est « ressasser ». C’est-à-dire qu’il se lit dans les deux sens.

Dix règles à suivre pour redresser une entreprise en difficulté

Les dirigeants qui ont réussi ce genre d'exploit ont en commun un petit nombre de bonnes pratiques qui gagnent à être connues. Voici les principales.

Donner l'adresse de ta maison: Imagine ce que tu dira si tu es au Camer

Voici comment on indique les maisons

JUST FOR LAUGHS: Call box and business center

LETTER OF TERMINATION OF APPOINTMENT

To:                  You
Date:              Today
Subject:        LETTER OF TERMINATION OF APPOINTMENT

HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BITTER LEAF?

*Bitterleaf also known as Veronia Amygdalina*

*In scientific parlance is an aborigine of Africa. It can be cooked, juiced or chewed raw.*

Emmanuel Macron 8e president de la 5e republique

Emmanuel Macron devient officiellement le huitième président de la Ve République française Plus d'informations à venir

Never under any circumstances lay your hands on a woman

Never under any circumstances lay your hands on a woman, especially the mother of your child. 

Prayers from London Mothers’ Summit 2017 for Children

Prayers for Children

1.      I decree that my children are supremely blessed.

OFFICIAL JAMB GRADING SYSTEM FOR 2017/2018

This information is very essential for all those who want to sit for this year 2017 JAMB exam.

Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog

January 10 - 24 ~ Panther
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

Some Nigerian universities may soon be producing pastors, imams, footballers

Some Nigerian universities may soon be producing pastors, imams, footballers

Avis à ceux qui vont à l'église pour chercher les gars/filles.

Jean et Toto sont à l'église  et ils engagent une conversation

Un locataire vole 4 poulets dans le poulailler de son propriétaire

Un locataire vole 4 poulets dans le poulailler de son propriétaire, En faisant l'opération, 95000 F tombe de sa poche. Ayant entendu des pas,

Les gens ont de ces questions ici dehors .

1- quelqun  t'appelle à 2h et te demande 

Tu dors ?

The best thing you can do for yourself

The best thing you can do for yourself and for the world is when you begin to start working on YOU. “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” – Mahatma Gandhi.

Commit yourself to changing the only person you really can - YOU!!

The life you dream of

" It is easy. Just once a day, imagine the life you dream of.
Believe that it can be yours in this world of magic and miracles.

Leadership and emotion: The three elements

The first form of leadership is the ability to control yourself and your emotions e.g fits of anger. It's one of the most complicated things on earth to control. You can get angry and control yourself. There will be circumstances that will push you to anger but when you remind yourself you are a leader, you quickly control yourself. 

Attention aux produits chimiques dans les serviettes hygiéniques.

Les protections d'hygiène intime jetables – serviettes et tampons – sont très largement employées par les femmes pendant une longue période de leur vie.

Souvent, leur composition est bien mystérieuse,

Why I want you to grow with me

I share this so that you can learn, we learn together and grow together.
Share the fact that you have discovered an organisation which has helped you with at least 5 other people.

La maman qui s'est sacrifiée pour sauver son fils qui deviendra ministre

Une maman veuve sort de sa maison et va puiser de l’eau en laissant son enfant unique endormi. A son retour, une grande foule est autour de sa maison qui brûlait.

LEADERSHIP DIVIN

     "Que signifie le leadership divin"?

Ce concept "leadership divin" est de GM PAPA FOTSO car son analyse de FFG l'a permis de comprendre que le vrai leadership,

Citations de Robert Kiyosaki nous inspirant sur la richesse :

Robert Kiyosaki est le célèbre auteur du livre à succès « Père riche, Père pauvre », il nous livre des secrets sur l’intelligence et l’éducation financière. Voici quelques une de ses citations nous inspirant sur la richesse :

Why we should leave our Comfort zones

Comfort zones can be treacherous; sometimes it's difficult to leave the familiar for the unfamiliar. But you need to be angry about standing still;

*A SALARY* alone cannot solve your money problems

I Have Never Met A *RICH Person* Who Has Never *lost Money*
But I Have Met A Lot Of *POOR People* Who Have Never *Lost A Dime*
-Robert Kiyosaki-

SEVEN LEADERSHIP PRINCIPLES TO LEARN FROM AN EAGLE

1. Eagles fly alone and at high altitudes. They don't fly with sparrows, ravens, and other small birds.

MEANING; Stay away from narrow-minded people, those that bring you down. Eagle flies with Eagles. Keep good company.

MLM and capacity to lead people

Success in MLM depends on your capacity to lead people.

-No one is born a leader. We learn thé process of leadership and ameliorate through personal development.

Networking and leadership

MLM is about directing people, making them see what you see and bringing them to achieving their dreams. Where you identify faults,  learn from them and correct it.

"Quantum Physics 101:Thoughts Become Things,

The present is defined by a confluence of your thoughts,  guided and restricted by your beliefs.

The future becomes the present when your beliefs change.

26 LIFE PRINCIPLES from the 26 alphabets

26 alphabets as 26 LIFE PRINCIPLES

WHY DIVORCE AND INFIDELITY ARE MORE AMONG AFRICAN COUPLES.

Whoever says "most African couples" are not romantic is absolutely telling the truth.

Many marriages are just about sleeping, waking, eating, cooking, raising the kids, working and ageing together till death comes.

Ne jamais presumer, toujours avoir les details dans un contrat verbal

Nous avons  pris le bus à Yaoundé

 pour aller à douala en passant bien

 sur par boumnyebel . À bord, il y avait 

une vieille femme originaire d'obala .

 Elle dit alors au chauffeur''Je vais descendre 

à boumnyebel"Le chauffeur lui dit "OK !