HAVE YOU BEEN TO AMERICA BEFORE?

I was searching for a job and went to one

big company to make inquiry in respect of

the advertisement placed outside the

company. Me, being so eager, didn't read

the advertisement properly. I just dashed into the company and started asking for

the manager. Little did I know that such a

job requires someone who has been to

different parts of the world. The Manager

decided to have an interview with me.

''Hello young man, what can I do for you?'' he asked.

I replied, ''Good morning sir! I came

concerning the advertisement placed

outside your company."

''I see!'' He hummed. "I hope you know

that this job requires someone who has been to various parts of the world?'' he

asked.

''Yes sir, I know that.'' I replied.

''Good! Now tell me, have you been to the

United States Of America?" he asked.

I replied

''Yes sir, I lived there for six

years."

''Wow! That's good! How about England,

have you been there before?'' he asked.

''Yes sir, I lived there for four years.'' I

replied. ''Interesting! How about the People's

Republic Of China?'' he asked.

I replied, ''I have been there sir, I lived

there for six years.''

He quipped, ''Hmm! Then you must know

much about Geography.'' I replied, ''Yes sir, I have also been to

Geography, I lived there for six years.''