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jeudi 23 juin 2016

last wish of a divorced woman

A recently divorced woman is walking
along the beach contemplating how badly
screwed she got over the divorce
settlement,
when she spies a magic lamp
washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!
The genie notices her anger and lets her
vent her troubles to him. As a consolation,
the genie informs that he will give her
three wishes. But, he cautions her that
because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the
amount of whatever she wishes. The
woman is steaming mad, thinking that
this is hardly fair, but she makes her first
wish.
The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds
herself sitting in pile of one billion one-
dollar bills. The genie then reminds her
that her husband is now the recipient of
10 billion dollars. The woman can barely
contain her anger when she makes her second wish.
The second wish was for a beautiful
mansion on the shore of her own private
beach. In an instant it was granted, but
the genie then reminds her again that her
ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points on the beach to a
small development of ten such mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her
time to contemplate her last wish. Just as
the genie was about to give up on her,
the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before
she can do this, the genie again warns
her that her ex-husband will get ten
times what she wishes for. No problem,
said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy.
For my last wish... "Id like to give birth to twins."

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