"when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount, bury the horse and get a living horse". However, in Africa, more advanced strategies are often employed such as;
1. Buying a stronger whip
2. Appointing a committee to study the horse
3. Changing riders
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that the dead horse can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as "living impaired".
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding to increase dead horse's performance.
10. Rewriting the expected performance requirement for all horses.
11. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
12. Provide refresher courses to the riders to keep up with the changes on riding dead horses.
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