Travail et affaire ; quelle différence

L'homme le plus riche de Chine a déclaré: «Si vous placez les bananes et l'argent devant les singes, les singes choisiront des bananes parce que les singes ne savent pas que l'argent peut acheter beaucoup de bananes.
En fait, si vous offrez TRAVAIL et AFFAIRES aux gens, ils choisiront de TRAVAILLER parce que la plupart des gens ne savent pas qu'une ENTREPRISE peut rapporter plus d'ARGENT qu'un salaire.

L'une des raisons pour lesquelles les pauvres sont pauvres, c'est parce que les pauvres ne sont pas formés pour reconnaître l'opportunité de l'entrepreneur.

Ils passent beaucoup de temps à l'école et ce qu'ils apprennent à l'école est de travailler pour un salaire au lieu de travailler pour eux-mêmes. Le bénéfice est meilleur que le salaire parce que les salaires peuvent vous faire vivre, mais les bénéfices peuvent vous rapporter une fortune.

Africa advanced strategies

"when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount, bury the horse and get a living horse". However, in Africa, more advanced strategies are often employed such as;

1. Buying a stronger whip
2. Appointing a committee to study the horse
3. Changing riders
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that the dead horse can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as "living impaired".
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses to increase speed. 
9. Providing additional funding to increase dead horse's performance.
10. Rewriting the expected performance requirement for all horses.
11. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
12. Provide refresher courses to the riders to keep up with the changes on riding dead horses.

Things that define Africans

1. Urinating behind the Latrine.

2. Wife sleeping next to the wall.

3.Keeping brooms behind the door.

4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake

5. When you take shower,they ask where you want to go.

6. Keeping some plates,cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.

7. Counting pieces of meat! 🤔🤣

8. No natural death in Africa......your enemy is always the cause.

9. Counting money after withdrawing it from the ATM.

10. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.

11. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it can work.

12. There is some special parts of meat that are always for the husband eg. the gizzard.

13.Removing shoes when the is mud.

14.Buying new clothes when its Christmas.

15. Sweeping the whole compound when one is expecting visitors.

16. Looking left and right when crossing a one way road.

17. I removed this one because we have some young fellows here!

18. Keeping an empty plastic bottle after taking water for future use.

19. Reserving a special chair for the husband/ father.

Am pround to be African.....